Artist to Watch In 2012!? No Fucking Way: IT BOYS! – “Guys Don’t Like Me”

Sadly I just watched this abortion of a music video and it’s a fucking boy band with instruments, A modern day Motley Crue plus tons of LAME! God dammit, if this is a band to watch then I hope the end of the world is happening this year. This is nothing more than a band that exists only to sell their records and shirts at Hot Topic and keep their sales going, and to get teenage girls to have dirty thoughts while on the bus ride to middle school. Disgusting. I feel dirty having watched this.

NOW SIT BACK AND ENJOY IT BOYS! I’m going to go destroy my face with a cheese grater instead.

Qreview! Evanescence – Evanescence

Evanescence, not much has changed in the past 10 years. Their self titled album is much of the same as before, emo radio rock that appeals to pre-teen girls and confused teenage boys. This album is just bad. It’s emotionless, it’s empty and it’s uninspiring music that is just background noise for Amy Lee to spill her guts over. While she may have a decent voice, it doesn’t save my ears from the annoying whining of heartbreak and love lost. It’s just the same irrelevant and boring song over and over again, recycled and reused for the next wave of Hot Topic goons to drool over.

It’s as if I was listening to the soundtrack to the latest “Twilight” movie. Disgusting. I mean the music doesn’t do ANYTHING remarkable at all. Nothing was catchy, heavy or even good in an acoustic sense. Of course there was the “I’m playing piano and singing my heart out” song but even that was trash. At least Loutallica‘s LULU was semi-interesting. This was just boring on all levels. So just spare your time and money and skip this one.

0 out of 5