From here on out, Monday morning’s first post will be a take on the “rise and grind” phrase that is popular on twitter and elsewhere. However, I’ll be making it rise and grindcore, so I hope when you wake up or get to work you can just press play on the videos/songs I’ve prescribed to you that morning and scream along. RISE AND GRIND!!!!!!!
Death, Grind, Tech and total annihilation. Oblivionized are brutal; the speed and technicality of the music is so much that you probably will need to listen to the EP a couple of times just to absorb and understand what the fuck is going on. Mastered by Scott Hull (Pig Destroyer, Agoraphobic Nosebleed) and if you like what you hear, check out the bands merch here and make sure you go like their Facebook page!
It’s so good Wayne and Garth support it!
Well, today’s “Random Song of the Day” was picked off of this album. However, since the entire album is under 5 minutes, just listen to the whole fucking thing. You’re welcome!
Lyrics after the jump. Continue reading
4 minutes and 8 seconds of holly jolly goodness. Spike your eggnog and go fuck yourself. Agoraphobic Nosebleed sure do know how to “Make a Joyful Noise”. Ah, fuck it. Just listen, it’s the best thing you’ll hear all day.
1. EYES LIKE TWO PISSHOLES IN THE SNOW (2011 HOLIDAY EDITION)
Eyes like two pissholes in the snow!
2. HUNG LIKE A STOCKING BY THE CHIMNEY WITH CARE
His neck in a noose he hung like strange fruit from the Christmas tree
3. SANTA’S GOT A BRAND NEW BAG
Santa’s got a brand new bag of dicks to suck
Polar bear, jolly ol’ queer, Santa he likes it rough
With all these fuckin’ nerds and goofs
Did you actually think metal was recession-proof?
RapidShare is a computer virus
Like an STD for the music industry it spread
And now all we’re left w/is this
Scion A/V free Crusher ten
Wrapped up and re-gifted to loved ones and friends
Remember it’s the thought that counts
5. NO PRESENTS THIS YEAR
No presents from Scion this year, just regrets
And this holiday issue of Decibel w/the ANb flex
6. WITH A SNIFF AND A WINK
Dilated eyes, rosy red cheeks
He put a finger to the side of his nose
Up his chimney it rose
With a sniff and a wink
7. RE-WRAPPED AND RE-GIFTED AGAIN (BY KAZUMOTO ENDO)
8. FROZEN CORPSE STUFFED WITH HOLIDAY CHEER
Mall metal teens torching a manger
Inficide, deicide, newborn baby Jesus burned alive
You shouldn’t have lied to your kids about Santa
Frozen corpse stuffed w/holiday cheer
Body bag full of gifts for all the boys and girls this year
9. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST
Cannibal Corpse can eat Seth Putnam’s dead putrid dick
Obituary for Obituary, boredom the cause of death
Best thing about death metal is it’s fuckin’ dead
10. CHRISTMAS THROUGH THE YEARS
When my grandfather was a child
All he’d get for Christmas was a carton of cigarettes
These days that would be an expensive gift for a kid
11. LITTLE TOWN OF BETHLEHEM
Doomed labels all w/the wolverine blues
Shepherd their flock of sheep
To god city to be forever “Entombed”
By lord, savior producer, douche
Fuck Kurt Ballou
Bring your sound down to clowntown
Do you hear what I hear?
Your sound is now his sound
You’re paying for the name