Soundwave 2012 looks AMAZING. Australia is LUCKY!

Bands such as SYSTEM OF A DOWN, SLIPKNOT, LIMP BIZKIT, MARILYN MANSON, HOLE, MACHINE HEAD, LAMB OF GOD, TRIVIUM, DEVIN TOWNSEND PROJECT, COAL CHAMBER, DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN, BLACK LABEL SOCIETY, MASTODON, MESHUGGAH, HATEBREED, GOJIRA, KVELERTAK, CHIMAIRA, WATAIN AND TURISAS and much much more will be attending the Soundwave 2012 Festival. The dates are:

Feb. 25 – RNA Showgrounds – Brisbane
Feb. 26 – Olympic Park – Sydney
Mar. 02 – Showgrounds – Melbourne
Mar. 03 – Bonython Park – Adelaide
Mar. 05 – Claremont Showgrounds – Perth

This is one crazy line up. I just put up the bands I like, there are tons more on the bill. See for yourself!

 

Metalheads are so fucking elitist.

Ever notice while navigating through forums, blogs and YouTube comments that most of the metal community are incredibly elitist? Haters, even. It’s so trendy to hate on deathcore (Some bands do deserve this and ask for it though, I will admit), hate on the “Nu-Metal” era (Korn, Slipknot) and even hate on each other because of someone’s taste in music. I mean these trolls even “like” facebook pages and talk shit to the band and to the real fans. I’ve seen this over and over again on Suicide Silence’s Facebook page. I don’t understand the point of this. It’s not even like the troll is trying to make a point, he is just trying to start shit. Which of course is what a true troll does. It’s seems like blog comments and facebook pages is where the trolls dwell.

Now for the elitists of the bunch. I get on the Metal Injection forums from time to time and there is at least one person ruining the discussion. Yes, he is most likely trolling, however I feel as if he has a point to prove. Like unless we like his opinion on a band we are all posers and we need to go back to Hot Topic. Why? You may think the new Obscura album is the best thing this year, however, I do not. I don’t shove it your face though. Do I?

YouTube video comments are the worst on the internet. It’s always something irrelevant to the video or to the current topic that the video provides. Watch a Behemoth video. I bet there is some reference to Justin Bieber somewhere. Also, some of the most racist pigs dwell on that part of the internet. Even on my own Cattle Decapitation video someone was talking about their fill in bassist, who happened to be black. I took it down immediately, that shit is ignorant and unnecessary.

Metalsucks.net has some great elitist trolls there as well. Not only are most of the comments horrible and off topic. An editor feasts off of this. Sergeant D posts some great things on there to feed the troll population. It’s great. Some people take him seriously as well and that in itself is hilarious.

Everyone is so tough on the internet too. Talking shit about others family members, who had no part of this what so ever, and claiming to rape, kill and destroy one another. It’s just debate, it’s just a discussion, it’s just an opinion, “bro”. So calm it the fuck down. Don’t take it so personally when I or another reviewer do not find your latest album the best thing in the world. Some sites, will bash the shit out of you. Some websites, will offer constructive criticism and that’s what I aim to do.

So all of you internet alpha males, just smoke some weed or beat off or do something to calm your mind before hopping on the internet. You make yourself, and the entire community for that matter, look like idiots.

Now with all of this shit said, metal heads are some of the more intelligent people out there as well. They understand what’s going on in the world, they accept reality, life and death, they tend to read more and view more movies and they are some of the most brilliant musicians alive right now. You cannot tell me that the new Devin Townsend Project, Decapitated and Evile albums aren’t genius in terms of musical ability and execution. All of these tempo changes and technical guitar playing would make a Miley Cyrus fans head explode.

Where do you tend to find the worst trolls and elitist people?

Also, iwrestledabearonce’s new album is the best album this year.

Qreview! Devin Townsend Project – “Deconstruction”

What a beautifully magical metal experience this was! Devin Townsend comes at us with something more than just a Strapping Young Lad experience. Offering us multi layered sounds without keeping it relatively heavy and interesting. As we all know, Townsend can sing and scream with the best of them. As well as play simplistic riffs and technically impossible solo’s. How this man does this, I will never know. “Deconstruction” is a masterpiece of unique musicianship.

Praise the Lowered” starts us off with a slow, calm, soothing almost NIN type of song. The second half being kicked up and heavier. Leading us into “Stand“, which is a decent heavy song with a fun guitar solo. “Juular” is one of the more fun songs on the album due to that main riff. It sounds like we’re walking through a dark carnival. “Planet of the Apes” is alright. I love the chorus but it gets a little repetitive at times. I have one word to explain “Sumeria“: Epic. “The Mighty Masturbator” is a long, long silly song. Some great parts, and some not so great parts. The song could honestly be a four part song. I enjoy the first part the most. The other three are necessary but silly. “Pandemic” is the shortest song on the album, coming right after the longest song. It’s fast paced with excellent guitar work.

The self-titled song, “Deconstruction” is the most hilarious song but incredibly good as well. It starts with someone taking a shit and then goes into being a philosopher about a cheeseburger. A god damn cheeseburger! Who else can talk about a cheeseburger and the mysteries behind it? No one can, only Devin can make something like this work without making it completely ridiculous. With lines like “Oh glorious cheeseburger. We bow to thee. The secrets of the universe are between the bun.” you cannot help but laugh. Then soon after he spouts off about not eating the cheeseburger because he is a vegetarian, then the song gets insane with screaming and guitar solo/sweeping.

“Let’s finish this!!!” begins the final song “Poltergeist“, ending the great album with a Strapping Young Lad type of song. It’s just a great metal song.

The only negative thing I have about this album is how over the top and long “The Mighty Masturbator” is. Even then, that song is NOT BAD AT ALL.

This is one great album. Incredibly metal and fun.

5 out of 5

Best tracks: Praise the Lowered, Juular, Sumeria, Deconstruction

New album releases of June 21st, 2011

August Burns Red – Leveler

The Black Dahlia Murder – Ritual

Converge/Dropdead – split 7”

The Devin Townsend Project – Deconstruction, Ghost

Ed Gein – Bad Luck

Fit For An Autopsy – The Process Of Human Extermination

In Flames – Sounds Of A Playground Fading

Jungle Rot – Kill On Command

Sourvein – Black Fangs

Symphony X – Iconoclast

 

Very good week for releases. I’ve already heard and posted a review up for August Burns Red and I’m working on The Black Dahlia Murder today. Which is a really good album. can’t wait to hear the new DTP and In Flames album.